Recent Conversations with Andy

Some conversations with Andy from the past couple weeks:

Me: Andy, do you have a dirty diaper?
Andy: No, but don't smell.

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Andy came up to me with a little stamp Kaylee had gotten at our fall festival.
Andy: Mommy, can I stamp this on my hand?
Me: It's Kaylee's new stamp.  Why don't you put it back and when Kaylee gets home you can ask her; she'll probably let you have a stamp on your hand.
Andy, after pausing a moment to think: Mommy, can you close your eyes?
Me: why?
Andy: just close your eyes and I will go to the play room and come right back.

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Andy likes to turn on the lights and fans.  In Ella's room yesterday he turned on the fan and it was already cool in there, so I pulled the chain to stop it.
Andy, in a mad voice: I want to cut that string!  I want to put on butterfly wings and you tape them on me so they will stay and I will fly up to that string and cut that string so you can't turn off the fan anymore!